Well, at this rate, I might just get to the end of mid-semester break by the time I leave to come home. So much to write, and so little motivation. Then there's the internet. I can't upload anything from my computer because for some reason the internet is blocking it. I could try to call them and get it fixed between their business hours of 1:25-1:30PM and ask them to repeat everything a million times (amazingly, they're Australians, but I still can't understand them), but it just seems much easier to put all the photos onto a flash drive and go to the new computer lab on campus to upload them. Besides, the internet there is 3 million times faster and I can do it in my down time between classes. So, no photos until next week.
Anyway, back to why you are really here reading my wonderful blog (unless you really like my mindless banter). It's Wednesday the 8th of the Month o' showers (according to pirate facebook). I had just completed my midterm in the science of sex. Now, it's time to leave to go to the wonderful country of New Zealand. With all my paperwork printed out and organized, I headed to the airport with the 3 other guys I would be traveling with the entire trip. More will join us later, but for now it's just us four.
Nathan was one of the first guys I became friends with on this trip. We were one of the 13 lucky ones to make the plane to Cairns and roomed together for the program introduction. He's a cool guy. Loves the alcohol a little too much, but that's to be expected from someone who lives in Pittsburgh. Haha, just joking. He loves his Pittsburgh though, that's for sure. Can't say the same about Dayton unfortunately. It IS dying, sorry Dayton Daily News.
Charlie is your typical yank. City boy, obsessed with his appearance, and likes the Yankees. I mean, yuck! Haha, I guess it's a good thing to make sure that you look respectable. However, a little dirt can't hurt. But to like the Yankees, I mean that's just wrong. In fact, all of New England is just wrong. Boo Yankees, Red Sox, Patriots, Celtics, etc. and Boo Steelers!
Jon is from New England...strike 1! He likes the Red Sox...strike 2! And...well I can't think of anything, but...strike 3! He plays football for UMass-Dotmouth (yea, it's Dartmouth, but that's how they pronounce it). Big guy, ripped all my DVDs to my computer. He doesn't eat red meat, not because he doesn't like it or anything, but because someone introduced some substitute (can't remember what it was) and now he will only eat that. He also doesn't eat chips (french fries).
Anyway, we decided to take the train to the airport, as it's the quickest option besides a cab. Little did we know that the fare was gonna be $15 though. A bit pricey for a ride 5 mintues outside the city. It costs $3 to get to the city, and then $12 to get to the airport. Price gounging if you ask me. We arrive at the airport and get in line to get our boarding passes. At the counter, they go through the normal drill of passport, how many checked baggage, etc. Then, they ask for proof of a flight out of the country. Luckily for me, I printed out my intinerary and could prove I was leaving the country. Unfortunately, Charlie didn't print out any of his flight information. They can't give him a boarding pass until he shows them documentation. He disappears to a internet cafe for awhile and finally comes back with his itinerary. Lucky Charlie.
Security, board, etc. On the plane, Jon, Charlie, and I are all in the rear of the aircraft and had the pleasure of sitting next to a family of four in 3 seats (they had a baby). They were definitely not from Australia or America. First, they brought on enough carry-ons for 30 people. As they were in the last row, the space in the apartments above them were limited and there wasn't enough space for all of their bags. When the flight attendants came back and saw all the bags just sitting on the floor, they told the guy to please put them in an overhead compartment. He told them that they were all full around him. The flight attendant then told him that they were then gonna have to go into a compartment further up in the plane. He gave her the bag and said, and I quote, "Let's just make that your problem" and then sat down. Towards the end of the flight, the flight attendants came back to make sure that everyone was ready for landing. They asked the family to buckle up, especially the baby. The guy pointed to the seat belt light and said "It's not lit yet." Not a pleasant family at all. On the bright side, I met a girl across the aisle from me. She's from the northeast somewhere (yuck). She had malt balls or something similar. On landing, they all fell out and rolled down the aisle all they way to the front of the plane.
At the airport in Christchurch, there was a guy standing there with my name on a dry erase board. It was kinda cool. Too bad there wasn't a limo involved. Anyway, we headed to jail after that to stay that night. Yes, a jail. It was an old women's jail, and they converted it into a hostel some years ago. It was pretty cool. We dropped our stuff off there and headed out to go find something to eat. However, being midnight, not many places were open. We went to a bar and talked to the two bartenders. They told us to go out to the Japanese makeshift grill to get food, but nothing looked appetizing (I mean, who wants duck?), so we headed back in to order food at the bar. As we found out later, they only sent us there to see if they would serve us. In fact, one of them got food poisoning after eating there once. So basically, the two bartenders sent us to get food poisoning. We never let them live that down.
After eating we headed back to jail to get some sleep before our scheduled hot air balloon ride. It was about 1AM by this time. We had to get up at 4AM for the hot air balloon ride. Well, only one of us got up at 4AM (thankfully not me) and found out that the hot air balloon ride was canceled. Boo. Well, instead, I slept in til 10. Real late, I know. I got my 8 hours of sleep that it seems is all my body wants. The other slept in til noon. We then headed out to the city centre to catch a bus to the gondola up the mountain. The views from atop the mountain (it obviously wasn't a high mountain) were spectacular. It's just too bad I don't have any photos of it. More about that to come in a later post. We then mountain biked down. For a normal person, it takes about an hour. But for us, we had to stop every 5 feet for another photo op. It took us 2 hours to get down, and by the time we returned to the gondola station, night was in full swing.




Jon, Charlie, and me




After getting back to the jail, we headed to the bar again. We didn't eat this time, but someone did get mugged right outside the bar. Fun stuff. They closed early though for Good Friday since it started at midnight. National holiday rules...blegh. We returned to jail and dwaddled around before going to bed.


The next day is another story for another time as we left Christchurch. Adios